officialwhitegirls:

the article i have been searching for

officialwhitegirls:

the article i have been searching for

(via guy)



kingsleyyy:

u dont look like 200 likes in person



ineedmorelube:

trarnp:

ineedmorelube:

wakey wakey eggs and bakey

but I’m a vegan

wakey wakey vegetables

(via guy)


ironychan:

moriarty:

IM CRYING THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I’VE EVER SEEN

Look at the actual painting, though.  Can we talk about the depths of Steve’s denial here?

ironychan:

moriarty:

IM CRYING THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I’VE EVER SEEN

Look at the actual painting, though.  Can we talk about the depths of Steve’s denial here?

(via fake-mermaid)


shinymaplesquid:

shinymaplesquid:

I just got a wrong number text from a stranger that said: “hey can we use ur pool there’s a moose in ours”

#welcometocanada

I’ve never received such a funny text in my life I can’t breathe

UPDATE:
I told them “yes if you send a pic” & they sent me tHIS

image

(via fake-mermaid)



alri9ht:

making up for low grades with high calories

(via stop)



baracknobama:

he’s disappointed in your blog

baracknobama:

he’s disappointed in your blog

(via fake-mermaid)


rneerkat:

an sentence like this makes me feel uncomfortable

(via fake-mermaid)


h0llo:

ive stolen this line and used it so many times

h0llo:

ive stolen this line and used it so many times

(via kingsleyyy)


420snorlax:

i’m gonna start using this line

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